Do you believe in seashells?

Seashells are magical. They're like little cauldrons of magic from the ocean. They are filled with mystic power. Some people say that seashells are the telephones of the ocean. Just put one to your ear and listen. Can you hear the sea calling? Just take this ancient poem as evidence:

It's the Whirly Swirly Seashell
Rolling right across the waves
Say hello to fish you know
And swim free in the blue!

Whirly Swirly Seashell

The whirly swirly seashell swirls past you on the tide.
The soft waves lap against you gently.
The ocean calls you to join the seahorses in their underwater kingdom.
The deep beckons you to make you home in the whirly swirly seashell with the sea creatures.
Too bad you can't fit in the shell because you're too big. Maybe you should try a diet.

Stones of the Sea!

Shells and horses aren't the only amazing things you can find beneath the waves! You can find beautiful pebbles, stones, and rocky outcroppings! You can collect your sea stones and make lovely decorations!

Seahorse seashell romance

I bet you think this is a sweet valentine's day post. Yeah right! Seahorses don't need a special day for it. Sucker! Seahorses know romance all the FRIGGIN time! (I put that one in there for you, K-man)

Seahorse BLING!

Look at this lovely seahorse ring! It's so shiny and pretty. I wish I could be the pretty seahorse that gets to wear it!

February 9th is pretty important, too.

Just sayin'. February 8th isn't the only day worth talking about.

February 8th is national February 8th appreciation day.

February 8th is a day to step back from your busy life and think about what February 8th means to you. For example, one of the special things in my life that happened on February 8th was when I invented February 8th appreciation day, which is on February 8th.

The word of the day is still santorum

Santorum: a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Happy Seahorse Mommy Daddy

the ready seahorses did it I don't like seahorses so you can see that don't say that do you like the show yes I like facials 2 buick seahorses

That was a demonstration of our new seahorse seashell technology. You see, here at the NSSAC, we talk to our computers and they listen to us and write down the words. They just don't do a very good job. But wait until next year!

The Seahorse Captain!

Hippocampus Kuda: The Common Seahorse

This species of seahorse can be found in the western Pacific and Indian Oceans. They're typically 15 to 23cm in length. Like most seahorse species, H. Kuda can change color based on surroundings and even mood! These guys reach maturity in 4 to 5 months. These guys like warm water: 20 to 25°C.

Seahorses Know Romance!

Ka Mo‘olelo Moana: Seahorses - Romance is not dead

When a male and a female decide they like each other, they begin to swim side by side, holding tails or twirling around the same piece of seaweed. This courtship process can last for days. After this initial period, a true dance begins and can last up to eight hours!

You see, seahorses can go all night! Just think of that amazing stamina. What do you take to bed with you?

Any Month's a Good Month to Love Seahorses!

It's February, and that mean's Valentine's day is around the corner. It's a day for celebrating love. But you can celebrate your love for seahorses any day of any month. You don't need an official day. Loving seahorses is just a part of who you are. It's part of the seahorse seashell lifestyle. When I get out of bed and shake off my blissful dreams of frolicking seahorses, I take a moment to reflect on what seahorses mean to me.