Seahorse Art: Andirons

Seahorse andirons at TACDC


How lovely to see seahorse art!

Official NSSAC Public Relations Department Brings the Word to the Unbelievers

Do you believe in seahorses? Well, you do now! That's for sure!

The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!

NSSAC Political Activism

It's time for the NSSAC to get off of the sidelines and engage the politicians who are trying to marginalize the seahorse seashell lifestyle. To that end, we have compiled detailed reports on some well known presidential candidates.

Obamacare doesn't even cover seahorses: What's up with that, Obama? Why don't you care about seahorses? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! Also, how do you explain this purple seahorse? What's the matter, don't have the answer on your notecard? I bet you didn't think we'd find out!



Mitt Romney Campaigns for the seahorse vote: Mitt Romney will say and do anything to get votes, but did you know that he is trying to get the seahorse vote EVEN THOUGH HE EATS RARE ENDANGERED SEAHORSES? Well Mitt, seahorses are too wise for that. They see right through you! Has Ken Kull shown you how to make seahorse shoelaces yet?

Seahorse seashell romance

I bet you think this is a sweet valentine's day post. Yeah right! Seahorses don't need a special day for it. Sucker! Seahorses know romance all the FRIGGIN time! (I put that one in there for you, K-man)

Seahorse BLING!

Look at this lovely seahorse ring! It's so shiny and pretty. I wish I could be the pretty seahorse that gets to wear it!

Happy Seahorse Mommy Daddy

the ready seahorses did it I don't like seahorses so you can see that don't say that do you like the show yes I like facials 2 buick seahorses

That was a demonstration of our new seahorse seashell technology. You see, here at the NSSAC, we talk to our computers and they listen to us and write down the words. They just don't do a very good job. But wait until next year!

Hippocampus Kuda: The Common Seahorse

This species of seahorse can be found in the western Pacific and Indian Oceans. They're typically 15 to 23cm in length. Like most seahorse species, H. Kuda can change color based on surroundings and even mood! These guys reach maturity in 4 to 5 months. These guys like warm water: 20 to 25°C.

Seahorses Know Romance!

Ka Mo‘olelo Moana: Seahorses - Romance is not dead

When a male and a female decide they like each other, they begin to swim side by side, holding tails or twirling around the same piece of seaweed. This courtship process can last for days. After this initial period, a true dance begins and can last up to eight hours!

You see, seahorses can go all night! Just think of that amazing stamina. What do you take to bed with you?

Any Month's a Good Month to Love Seahorses!

It's February, and that mean's Valentine's day is around the corner. It's a day for celebrating love. But you can celebrate your love for seahorses any day of any month. You don't need an official day. Loving seahorses is just a part of who you are. It's part of the seahorse seashell lifestyle. When I get out of bed and shake off my blissful dreams of frolicking seahorses, I take a moment to reflect on what seahorses mean to me.

Reminder: Never Eat a Seahorse With a Spork

National Seahorse Seashell Awareness Campaign: Never eat a seahorse with a spork

As we close out the first month of a new year, I think it's important to look back on our commitments. I'm sure you all follow the great BOB's commandment to eat every meal with a spork, but will you also adopt the NSSAC's Jubilant Seahorse Policy and promise never to turn that mighty spork against a seahorse? It means so much to us when you pledge your support.

Be Aware! That's our motto.

IMPORTANT!

Here's an interesting video from the California Academy of Sciences that Ken the Seahorse Hunter doesn't want you to see.

See, Ken Kull doesn't open many books. On his blog he spews untrue facts (web link below). He thinks that he is "saving" the seahorses, saying,

(note: Ken has trouble spelling)
"i take them from there life in the cruel ocean...the natural habatats of these animals are cold and full of sharks and the like, and with all those predeters and what have you, well, lets just say its a good thing im there to save them."

Well, if you just saw the video, you now have seen for yourself how this is very UNTRUE! The main predator of seahorses is MAN. Here's more

" I can catch you all the seahorses you need. I get you 100's of them."

"anyay, my favorite animals are seahorses. i catch all kinds of seahorses and sell them as pets. so, if you need a cute little seahorse for your aquarium, just give me a holler and i will go snatch it from that mean ocean and give it a much better home in your home! "

See what I mean? Seahorses are under attack!

Ken's blog: How to destroy all seahorses.

Seahorse Seashell Background Art

Here at the NSSAC, we are very concerned with bringing the seahorse seashell lifestyle experience to our viewers and readers. Therefore, with this in mind, it is our goal to achieve complete seashell seahorse immersion when you visit our website! Therefore, we are now exploring improvements to our site's layout and artwork. The next step is the background. Take a look at this example.

Or how about this one?

We're trying to fill in the unnatural looking blank spots so that your seahorse seashell experience can be complete.

NSSAC SEAHORSE SEASHELL COLOR WHEEL JOY FUN TIME

You may have noticed the colorful circle at the top of our page. This one:



The colors of the circle are a reminder of the joy that the seahorse seashell lifestyle brings. When you have the shells and the horses of the sea in your life, everything is... well it's just swell, folks. Swell, like the swell of the sea as the waves go by. Yeah... that's the life. So go get a seashell today, and go dive to visit a seahorse in his natural home. But don't disturb him! Oh no no no. Do not disturb!

this is called voice to text

ah blah blah blah blah seahorse sea horse I want to tell you the story about the horse that lived in a castle under the sea he has an easy shows near him and there is some sick raps nearby you porn the point the point I wanna make it out to sea horses that he was happy before 10 call came with the net and took his whole family away ken cole kidnap the seahorses it took him away in his net and put them in a tank penciled into a kid with a snotty nose siesels under the ocean who sees I don't have the seas seashell under the ocean sea shells are under the water something loose inside the seashell who is inside the cell when you find out

Angry Seahorse

WATCH OUT! This seahorse just heard what Ken Kull did to her mate. Now, she is ANGRY! Here at the NSSAC, the seahorse seashell lifestyle is very important to us. We will do what we can to help this seahorse restore that lifestyle, even though we know that her life will never be the same.

Seahorse Information

http://www.divegallery.com/seahorse_page1.htm

Please take a moment to learn a few things about seahorses from some fellow seahorse appreciators.

Poacher Blog

Hey everyone, if you're ever wondering to yourself, "how can I rape the environment and abuse cute and helpless animals?", be sure to check out Ken Kull's Guide to Poaching Seahorses. He's started to write informative articles about hunting, capturing, maiming, and killing seahorses. He loves to take them from their aquatic home and sell them for beer money. Then in his drunken stupor, he can easily justify his crimes. You see, he really needed to get drunk. That's why he kidnapped the seahorses.

Dwarf Seahorse: Cutest little sea creature & Ken Kull's prime target

Just take a look at this cute little dwarf seahorse:


Can you believe that Ken Kull, the seahorse hunter makes his living from kidnapping these things and selling them? He is making his profits on the backs of poor defenseless sea creatures. Defenseless... until now! The NSSAC won't stand for this sort of abuse of the ocean's bounty!

GO NSSAC!

Badass sand seahorse!

Better watch out!

More Seahorse Flag Concepts!

More blue shells, yellow shell with attitude, and cleaner outline on the majestic seahorse.

Also, played with the chevrons. The last image finally has them aligned properly! HURRAY!

And then the real last image is a SQUARE

By the way, the official shade of blue for the NSSAC is #00C6FF