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Showing posts with label Ken Kull. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ken Kull. Show all posts

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Be Aware! That's our motto.

IMPORTANT!

Here's an interesting video from the California Academy of Sciences that Ken the Seahorse Hunter doesn't want you to see.

See, Ken Kull doesn't open many books. On his blog he spews untrue facts (web link below). He thinks that he is "saving" the seahorses, saying,

(note: Ken has trouble spelling)
"i take them from there life in the cruel ocean...the natural habatats of these animals are cold and full of sharks and the like, and with all those predeters and what have you, well, lets just say its a good thing im there to save them."

Well, if you just saw the video, you now have seen for yourself how this is very UNTRUE! The main predator of seahorses is MAN. Here's more

" I can catch you all the seahorses you need. I get you 100's of them."

"anyay, my favorite animals are seahorses. i catch all kinds of seahorses and sell them as pets. so, if you need a cute little seahorse for your aquarium, just give me a holler and i will go snatch it from that mean ocean and give it a much better home in your home! "

See what I mean? Seahorses are under attack!

Ken's blog: How to destroy all seahorses.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Poacher Blog

Hey everyone, if you're ever wondering to yourself, "how can I rape the environment and abuse cute and helpless animals?", be sure to check out Ken Kull's Guide to Poaching Seahorses. He's started to write informative articles about hunting, capturing, maiming, and killing seahorses. He loves to take them from their aquatic home and sell them for beer money. Then in his drunken stupor, he can easily justify his crimes. You see, he really needed to get drunk. That's why he kidnapped the seahorses.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Dwarf Seahorse: Cutest little sea creature & Ken Kull's prime target

Just take a look at this cute little dwarf seahorse:


Can you believe that Ken Kull, the seahorse hunter makes his living from kidnapping these things and selling them? He is making his profits on the backs of poor defenseless sea creatures. Defenseless... until now! The NSSAC won't stand for this sort of abuse of the ocean's bounty!

GO NSSAC!

Friday, January 6, 2012

NSSAC Now The Leading Authority on Ken Kull

Check out our recent article on Ken Kull. It's now internationally recognized by Google as the definitive source for information about this dirt bag seahorse kidnapper. In the digital age, it's up to us seahorse loving citizens to protect our seahorse-seashell lifestyle from dirty seahorse murderers and kidnappers. I bet he wants to do other bad things to seahorses, too. Watch out, Ken Kull. We are here to protect the ocean's bounty!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

How to track Ken Kull

Using google, just search for:
seahorse "ken kull" -king -NSSAC

If you don't take out king, you get a ton of copies of the news article where Ken Kull brags about being the seahorse king. Having seen that trash once, I don't care to see it again.

If you don't take out NSSAC, you get too many pages of our investigative journalism. We assume you've already seen that. Anyway, we're trying to see what other people know about this clown.

If you don't put in seahorse, you can find a different Ken Kull. Is he really different? Maybe we should keep track of this other Ken Kull.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ken Kull Under Surveillance For Pollution

Carbon Capture Report Profile of Ken Kull

The Carbon Capture Report keeps an eye on dirty polluters like seahorse kidnapper, Ken Kull. Well, CCR, the NSSAC is watching him, too! Let's make sure this guy behaves, okay?

We have our eye on you, Ken Kull. Leave the seahorses alone in their undersea realm, and stop dumping toxic waste on them.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Keeping an eye on Ken Kull

In a follow up to our previous story, Seahorses in Trouble, we've been trying to track down seahorse kidnapper Ken Kull. Here's what we've learned:

*Ken Kull definitely thinks he's the Seahorse King.

*Ken Kull thinks seahorses aren't endangered.

*Ken Kull fights tirelessly to prevent regulations that might protect the noble seahorse. Here's an example of where he didn't want bag limits to change:

Marine Life Species Workgroup Secret Report
Check page 17 where he complains that changes to the rules are too complicated! He just wants to devour the souls of more seahorses, which is what he does to them after he catches them. Stop his quest to consume the seahorse souls, and we can end his claim to the seahorse throne!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Seahorses in trouble!

The story:
Seahorses may be heading toward decline in Florida

The world's four dozen or so species of seahorse have had a rough time of the last few decades, as coastal development, international trade and commercial fishing took their toll.

The seahorse's admirable family values, particularly for a fish, make them especially vulnerable to fishing, said Curry, of the Center for Biological Diversity.

"They're monogamous at least for the breeding season, and if one gets kidnapped by a human the other isn't going to breed," she said.

There you have it, folks. And the people who STEAL the seahorses from the OCEAN?

"The dwarf seahorse is not endangered," said Ken Kull, a Big Pine Key commercial fisherman who calls himself the "Seahorse King" of the Keys and sells them for $2.50 or so to aquarium fish wholesalers. "One day I'll get 50, another day 250. If you need 100 dwarf seahorses, give me a week and I'll go and get them."

Ken Kull is NOT the seahorse king! The true seahorse king dwells in his underwater kingdom in the coral castle! His subjects salute him beneath the waves!
The NSSAC pledges to stop Ken Kull's bloody crusade of seahorse murder and slavery!