Official NSSAC Public Relations Department Brings the Word to the Unbelievers

Do you believe in seahorses? Well, you do now! That's for sure!

The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!

Do you believe in seashells?

Seashells are magical. They're like little cauldrons of magic from the ocean. They are filled with mystic power. Some people say that seashells are the telephones of the ocean. Just put one to your ear and listen. Can you hear the sea calling? Just take this ancient poem as evidence:

It's the Whirly Swirly Seashell
Rolling right across the waves
Say hello to fish you know
And swim free in the blue!

Whirly Swirly Seashell

The whirly swirly seashell swirls past you on the tide.
The soft waves lap against you gently.
The ocean calls you to join the seahorses in their underwater kingdom.
The deep beckons you to make you home in the whirly swirly seashell with the sea creatures.
Too bad you can't fit in the shell because you're too big. Maybe you should try a diet.

The Snozberry Seashell!

The NSSAC is proud to announce the Snozberry Seashell! The Snozberry Seashell is a triumphant and joyful expression of seashell love and the seahorse seashell lifestyle. With this announcement comes the addition of new colors to the NSSAC Seahorse Seashell Art Department Official Palette!

NSSAC Official Glistening Snozberry Seashell: #B66BA4
NSSAC Official Medium Snozberry: #774465
NSSAC Official Deep Snozberry Shadow: #554545

Seahorse Seashell Background Art

Here at the NSSAC, we are very concerned with bringing the seahorse seashell lifestyle experience to our viewers and readers. Therefore, with this in mind, it is our goal to achieve complete seashell seahorse immersion when you visit our website! Therefore, we are now exploring improvements to our site's layout and artwork. The next step is the background. Take a look at this example.

Or how about this one?

We're trying to fill in the unnatural looking blank spots so that your seahorse seashell experience can be complete.

Seashell Information

Check it out! You can learn about seashells!

Seashell Week Adds Seashells to NSSAC Logo!

Our logo needs shells! Seashells, to be precise! Which design looks best?

Seashell Girls

I mentioned earlier that a seashell facial tattoo would attract seashell girls, so I thought I'd better let you know what you're getting!

Seashell Beauty

I just had to share this with you. Can you see how pretty it is? Imagine having that on your towel, or your shirt, or even YOUR FACE! SEASHELL FACIAL TATTOO! Oh man, you could pick up all the seashell girls that way!

I wish I could live in a seashell.

Seashell Mystery

Seashells are like houses. Who lives here? Is anyone home? When you find a shell of the sea, knock on the door and see who greets you!

Seashell Dream

Seashells are so pretty

Seashell SeaScience!

Sea Shell Spirals

Today's story is about the cutting edge science being done with seashells. Understanding the gifts of the ocean is an important thing for us humans to be doing. Think of all the treasures from the sea! You should learn all about them!

Music of the shells

Shell. A shell from the sea. Blow over it or hold it to your ear. Listen to the soft, smooth roar or the ocean. Roar. Yous knows it!

Seashell Time

Would you drink out of a seashell? Like, drink a cocktail from it? Or a nice cold beer? Aaaahhhh, smooth. That's right.

I wish I could use this time to announce our new line of seashell drinking glasses, but we never made them. Too busy drinking. Wheeee!