Committed to promoting the seahorse seashell lifestyle, the NSSAC works tireless for aquatic SEA interests in your life! Seahorses rule. If you don't like seahorses, you suck. Seahorses, FOREVER!
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Friday, August 26, 2011
Never eat a seahorse with a spork
Seahorses are not food. Seahorses are people, too. Seahorse seamen get pregnant! Are you happy, ladies? You would never eat a seahorse with a spork, would you?
This is what I'm talking about. People don't understand that living underwater isn't just for the fishes. Seahorses are under constant tyranny. What, with all the nay-sayers saying that, "oh, you can't possibly have scales, or even have sexual intercourse during a new moon!" I say, let seahorses live their lives without scrutiny. This is a serious issue, and I plan to back NSSAC with all the funds I have available!
This is what I'm talking about. People don't understand that living underwater isn't just for the fishes. Seahorses are under constant tyranny. What, with all the nay-sayers saying that, "oh, you can't possibly have scales, or even have sexual intercourse during a new moon!" I say, let seahorses live their lives without scrutiny. This is a serious issue, and I plan to back NSSAC with all the funds I have available!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing as beautiful as moonlight lovemaking, seahorse style!
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