Sunday, April 26, 2015
Friday, May 4, 2012
Protection for the Cute Little Dwarf Seahorse
Check out this breaking news story:
Smallest seahorse in US waters might get endangered protection
Basically, Ken Kull looks like a huge dick now. Dwarf seahorses deserve better than your nets, Ken! In your face!
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Deal with it.
Seahorses are awesome. So are seashells. You haters are lying to yourselves. Deep inside of you is a seahorse lover yearning to taste the cool fresh ocean spray and breathe free at last. Just open your heart to the majesty of the SEA!!
Monday, March 12, 2012
Official NSSAC Public Relations Department Brings the Word to the Unbelievers
Do you believe in seahorses? Well, you do now! That's for sure!
The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!
The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!
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Sunday, March 11, 2012
NSSAC Political Activism
It's time for the NSSAC to get off of the sidelines and engage the politicians who are trying to marginalize the seahorse seashell lifestyle. To that end, we have compiled detailed reports on some well known presidential candidates.
Obamacare doesn't even cover seahorses: What's up with that, Obama? Why don't you care about seahorses? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! Also, how do you explain this purple seahorse? What's the matter, don't have the answer on your notecard? I bet you didn't think we'd find out!
Mitt Romney Campaigns for the seahorse vote: Mitt Romney will say and do anything to get votes, but did you know that he is trying to get the seahorse vote EVEN THOUGH HE EATS RARE ENDANGERED SEAHORSES? Well Mitt, seahorses are too wise for that. They see right through you! Has Ken Kull shown you how to make seahorse shoelaces yet?
Obamacare doesn't even cover seahorses: What's up with that, Obama? Why don't you care about seahorses? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! Also, how do you explain this purple seahorse? What's the matter, don't have the answer on your notecard? I bet you didn't think we'd find out!
Mitt Romney Campaigns for the seahorse vote: Mitt Romney will say and do anything to get votes, but did you know that he is trying to get the seahorse vote EVEN THOUGH HE EATS RARE ENDANGERED SEAHORSES? Well Mitt, seahorses are too wise for that. They see right through you! Has Ken Kull shown you how to make seahorse shoelaces yet?
Friday, March 9, 2012
NSSAC PR
In an effort to better inform the public about matters pertaining to the NSSAC and our quest to inform the public about the NSSAC, the NSSAC is now opening the
Official NSSAC Public Relations Department.
NSSAC PR will be distributing promotional materials to the general public. Watch for the happy seahorse seashell logo and visit our website to win awareness of the NSSAC! That's the best prize there is!
Thank you for your attention.
Official NSSAC Public Relations Department.
NSSAC PR will be distributing promotional materials to the general public. Watch for the happy seahorse seashell logo and visit our website to win awareness of the NSSAC! That's the best prize there is!
Thank you for your attention.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Do you believe in seashells?
Seashells are magical. They're like little cauldrons of magic from the ocean. They are filled with mystic power. Some people say that seashells are the telephones of the ocean. Just put one to your ear and listen. Can you hear the sea calling? Just take this ancient poem as evidence:
It's the Whirly Swirly Seashell
Rolling right across the waves
Say hello to fish you know
And swim free in the blue!
Monday, February 27, 2012
Whirly Swirly Seashell
The whirly swirly seashell swirls past you on the tide.
The soft waves lap against you gently.
The ocean calls you to join the seahorses in their underwater kingdom.
The deep beckons you to make you home in the whirly swirly seashell with the sea creatures.
Too bad you can't fit in the shell because you're too big. Maybe you should try a diet.
The soft waves lap against you gently.
The ocean calls you to join the seahorses in their underwater kingdom.
The deep beckons you to make you home in the whirly swirly seashell with the sea creatures.
Too bad you can't fit in the shell because you're too big. Maybe you should try a diet.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Stones of the Sea!
Shells and horses aren't the only amazing things you can find beneath the waves! You can find beautiful pebbles, stones, and rocky outcroppings! You can collect your sea stones and make lovely decorations!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Seahorse seashell romance
I bet you think this is a sweet valentine's day post. Yeah right! Seahorses don't need a special day for it. Sucker! Seahorses know romance all the FRIGGIN time! (I put that one in there for you, K-man)
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