Official NSSAC Public Relations Department Brings the Word to the Unbelievers

Do you believe in seahorses? Well, you do now! That's for sure!

The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!




We believe that each and every one of us has to fight for the Seahorse Seashell Lifestyle which is under attack in this country by the seahorse poachers, polluters, and all kinds of non-seahorsey people who would rather turn a quick buck than save a seahorse from extinction. Where does that lead to? Stop the madness!

No more seahorse shoelaces for Ken Kull and Mitt Romney!

Now, let's not forget the importance of seashells, which are under attack by Rick Santorum's war machine. Rick Santorum doesn't want you to have seashells, because they are too sexual. Mermaids use them as bras, and we shouldn't have undergarments out in the open like that. Put that stuff away, lady! Gosh golly that is inappropriate! Sheesh!

The NSSAC Seahorse Seashell Lifestyle relies on seahorses AND seashells. Don't let Santorum's apparent lack of seahorse torture distract you from his rage against the shell!

Let's tell our politicians to work together to bring about the day when everyone can live free with their seahorse seashell towels in the closet and with their seahorses free and healthy under the sea.


We need real change. Not Obama fake change, but real change that puts the seahorse back in the ocean and a smile back on the face of every child who loves seahorses and wants them to be happy. Don't let them take away your seashells! Just say NO to seashell censorship!

In this posting, we explain that obamacare does not cover seahorses! What's up with that, Obama?











Here, we warn people that Santorum wants to censor their seashells. No seashells for you, you naughty boy! That's right.









And over here, we let people know about Mitt Romney's foolish and utterly hopeless plan to trick seahorses into voting for him even though he likes to eat endangered seahorses.








Now that you've seen the sort of important work that the NSSAC does, we hope that you'll support us by spreading Seahorse Seashell Awareness. After all, don't forget our motto: "Be Aware!"