In a follow up to our previous story, Seahorses in Trouble, we've been trying to track down seahorse kidnapper Ken Kull. Here's what we've learned:
*Ken Kull definitely thinks he's the Seahorse King.
*Ken Kull thinks seahorses aren't endangered.
*Ken Kull fights tirelessly to prevent regulations that might protect the noble seahorse. Here's an example of where he didn't want bag limits to change:
Marine Life Species Workgroup Secret Report
Check page 17 where he complains that changes to the rules are too complicated! He just wants to devour the souls of more seahorses, which is what he does to them after he catches them. Stop his quest to consume the seahorse souls, and we can end his claim to the seahorse throne!
Committed to promoting the seahorse seashell lifestyle, the NSSAC works tireless for aquatic SEA interests in your life! Seahorses rule. If you don't like seahorses, you suck. Seahorses, FOREVER!
The seahorses need our help! We need to Occupy Pacific Ocean! And our friends on the east coast need to Occupy Atlantic Ocean! Then people will see that Kull is only part of the 1% of seahorse sea haters! He shall never rule our sea bearing brethren! Too many exclamation points? I say, too much seahorse sea blood on Kull's hands!
ReplyDeleteKen kull likes to rip the tails off of the poor seahorses. Then he dries them out and uses them as shoelaces! Do seahorses deserve that kind of abuse? NO!!!
ReplyDeleteNO MORE SEAHORSE SHOELACES FOR KEN KULL!
this is stupid! YOUR MOMMA NEEDS TO TAKE YOU OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!1
ReplyDeleteoh my god i just thought about this again
ReplyDeleteSEAHORSE SHOELACES? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND!
Well, that's why we are keeping an eye on you, Ken the Seahorse Hunter. If you had even an inkling of an idea for seahorse shoe accessories, we will be on top of it!
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