Oh, is NSSAC back now?

Yes. We are here for the seahorses. We love seahorses.

Seahorse Art: Andirons

Seahorse andirons at TACDC


How lovely to see seahorse art!

Protection for the Cute Little Dwarf Seahorse

Check out this breaking news story: Smallest seahorse in US waters might get endangered protection Basically, Ken Kull looks like a huge dick now. Dwarf seahorses deserve better than your nets, Ken! In your face!

Deal with it.

Seahorses are awesome. So are seashells. You haters are lying to yourselves. Deep inside of you is a seahorse lover yearning to taste the cool fresh ocean spray and breathe free at last. Just open your heart to the majesty of the SEA!!

Official NSSAC Public Relations Department Brings the Word to the Unbelievers

Do you believe in seahorses? Well, you do now! That's for sure!

The Official NSSAC Public Relations Department was out in force today to spread the message that seahorses are people, too. When will our broken political system recognize that they have feelings and rights? Rights that we have to protect!

NSSAC Political Activism

It's time for the NSSAC to get off of the sidelines and engage the politicians who are trying to marginalize the seahorse seashell lifestyle. To that end, we have compiled detailed reports on some well known presidential candidates.

Obamacare doesn't even cover seahorses: What's up with that, Obama? Why don't you care about seahorses? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! Also, how do you explain this purple seahorse? What's the matter, don't have the answer on your notecard? I bet you didn't think we'd find out!



Mitt Romney Campaigns for the seahorse vote: Mitt Romney will say and do anything to get votes, but did you know that he is trying to get the seahorse vote EVEN THOUGH HE EATS RARE ENDANGERED SEAHORSES? Well Mitt, seahorses are too wise for that. They see right through you! Has Ken Kull shown you how to make seahorse shoelaces yet?

NSSAC PR

In an effort to better inform the public about matters pertaining to the NSSAC and our quest to inform the public about the NSSAC, the NSSAC is now opening the
Official NSSAC Public Relations Department.


NSSAC PR will be distributing promotional materials to the general public. Watch for the happy seahorse seashell logo and visit our website to win awareness of the NSSAC! That's the best prize there is!

Thank you for your attention.

It's a Thing!

NSSAC business cards are here!

Do you believe in seashells?

Seashells are magical. They're like little cauldrons of magic from the ocean. They are filled with mystic power. Some people say that seashells are the telephones of the ocean. Just put one to your ear and listen. Can you hear the sea calling? Just take this ancient poem as evidence:

It's the Whirly Swirly Seashell
Rolling right across the waves
Say hello to fish you know
And swim free in the blue!

Whirly Swirly Seashell

The whirly swirly seashell swirls past you on the tide.
The soft waves lap against you gently.
The ocean calls you to join the seahorses in their underwater kingdom.
The deep beckons you to make you home in the whirly swirly seashell with the sea creatures.
Too bad you can't fit in the shell because you're too big. Maybe you should try a diet.

Stones of the Sea!

Shells and horses aren't the only amazing things you can find beneath the waves! You can find beautiful pebbles, stones, and rocky outcroppings! You can collect your sea stones and make lovely decorations!

Seahorse seashell romance

I bet you think this is a sweet valentine's day post. Yeah right! Seahorses don't need a special day for it. Sucker! Seahorses know romance all the FRIGGIN time! (I put that one in there for you, K-man)

Seahorse BLING!

Look at this lovely seahorse ring! It's so shiny and pretty. I wish I could be the pretty seahorse that gets to wear it!

February 9th is pretty important, too.

Just sayin'. February 8th isn't the only day worth talking about.

February 8th is national February 8th appreciation day.

February 8th is a day to step back from your busy life and think about what February 8th means to you. For example, one of the special things in my life that happened on February 8th was when I invented February 8th appreciation day, which is on February 8th.

The word of the day is still santorum

Santorum: a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Happy Seahorse Mommy Daddy

the ready seahorses did it I don't like seahorses so you can see that don't say that do you like the show yes I like facials 2 buick seahorses

That was a demonstration of our new seahorse seashell technology. You see, here at the NSSAC, we talk to our computers and they listen to us and write down the words. They just don't do a very good job. But wait until next year!

The Seahorse Captain!

Hippocampus Kuda: The Common Seahorse

This species of seahorse can be found in the western Pacific and Indian Oceans. They're typically 15 to 23cm in length. Like most seahorse species, H. Kuda can change color based on surroundings and even mood! These guys reach maturity in 4 to 5 months. These guys like warm water: 20 to 25°C.

Seahorses Know Romance!

Ka Mo‘olelo Moana: Seahorses - Romance is not dead

When a male and a female decide they like each other, they begin to swim side by side, holding tails or twirling around the same piece of seaweed. This courtship process can last for days. After this initial period, a true dance begins and can last up to eight hours!

You see, seahorses can go all night! Just think of that amazing stamina. What do you take to bed with you?