How to track Ken Kull

Using google, just search for:
seahorse "ken kull" -king -NSSAC

If you don't take out king, you get a ton of copies of the news article where Ken Kull brags about being the seahorse king. Having seen that trash once, I don't care to see it again.

If you don't take out NSSAC, you get too many pages of our investigative journalism. We assume you've already seen that. Anyway, we're trying to see what other people know about this clown.

If you don't put in seahorse, you can find a different Ken Kull. Is he really different? Maybe we should keep track of this other Ken Kull.

Ken Kull Under Surveillance For Pollution

Carbon Capture Report Profile of Ken Kull

The Carbon Capture Report keeps an eye on dirty polluters like seahorse kidnapper, Ken Kull. Well, CCR, the NSSAC is watching him, too! Let's make sure this guy behaves, okay?

We have our eye on you, Ken Kull. Leave the seahorses alone in their undersea realm, and stop dumping toxic waste on them.

Seashell Dream

Seashells are so pretty

Ancient Civilizations Respected Seahorses

"Golden Chief" Tomb Treasure Yields Clues to Unnamed Civilization


An ancient chief was buried with a golden seahorse pendant. Are seahorses the key to unlocking ancient wisdom?

Mustakrakish: monstrous fiend or protector of the deep?

The Finnish book of necronomic spells warns us that the mighty Mustakrakish will rise from the gloomy depths of the lake and

Weak will die and land will all be burned
Mustakrakish king and death to worlds

This could be interpreted as a scary story about a mean monster. But in fact, it is a grave warning of the consequences of defiling the underwater realms. Lakes and oceans are supposed to be clean, clear, pristine places for fish and seahorses to enjoy. And you know what? If you mess that up, Mustakrakish will rise from his thousand year old sleep to devour you!

If you want to know more about the great troll, then read the Finnish book of necronomic spells or listen to Awaken by Dethklok.

This has been a public safety announcement by the NSSAC.

Seahorse Sea Tunes!

Our fictional friends from the show Metalocalypse have made an important observation. Sea creatures have no good metal.

FACT: Sea creatures have no music whatsoever!

This post is intended for our faithful followers to make some suggestions so we can put together a Seahorse Playlist. When completed, we will go into the water on full moon nights, play our sea tunes, and dance the mystical seahorse dance. Of course, we aren't as talented at dancing as our seahorse brethren!

Here's the first suggestion, given by our ingenious friends on Cartoon Network.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw

(watch for clips of the true seahorse Sea King in the video!)

Seahorse SeaCastle

The seahorse seacastle is where seahorses go to feel safe. They can go there to sleep or just to take a break. The seacastle is a welcoming environment for seahorses of all different kinds. They nap easy knowing they are safe within its protective walls.

Ahhh... a seacastle for a home!

Keeping an eye on Ken Kull

In a follow up to our previous story, Seahorses in Trouble, we've been trying to track down seahorse kidnapper Ken Kull. Here's what we've learned:

*Ken Kull definitely thinks he's the Seahorse King.

*Ken Kull thinks seahorses aren't endangered.

*Ken Kull fights tirelessly to prevent regulations that might protect the noble seahorse. Here's an example of where he didn't want bag limits to change:

Marine Life Species Workgroup Secret Report
Check page 17 where he complains that changes to the rules are too complicated! He just wants to devour the souls of more seahorses, which is what he does to them after he catches them. Stop his quest to consume the seahorse souls, and we can end his claim to the seahorse throne!

Seashell SeaScience!

Sea Shell Spirals

Today's story is about the cutting edge science being done with seashells. Understanding the gifts of the ocean is an important thing for us humans to be doing. Think of all the treasures from the sea! You should learn all about them!

Seahorse SeaFacts!

http://www.zimbio.com/Seahorse+Facts

This is somewhat related to the last article about SeaScience. This is a big list of facts that YOU should know about SEAHORSES!

Seahorse SeaScience

Link to the article:
Covert Creatures: The Clandestine Lives of Seahorses

Here's a lovely story about the science behind seahorses. Humans try to unravel the seahorse mystery. Can land dwellers ever understand the arcane power of the sea?

Dr. Helen Scales knows about as much as any dry person.

Generally what is agreed is that there are around 39 or 40 species of seahorses.

Seahorses are everywhere!

The chances are, if you go to a piece of coastline, and your toes aren’t completely freezing when you dip them in the sea, you might see a seahorse. They live along most of the coastlines.

They have this reputation for being this wonderful exotic creature but they do live all the way through the oceans.

They get pretty big.

The biggest is the Big-belly seahorse (Hippocampus abdominalis) from Australia. They are a foot long from head to tail. The smallest ones are these pygmy seahorses [there are nine species], which can be just infinitesimally small, less than an inch. They would stretch out on a penny; they are really tiny. On average, most seahorse species are around two or three inches long.

Here are some more fun facts:

Seahorses have the honor of being the only fish in the seas that have a neck.

If you watch a seahorse, you’ll see that it puff its cheeks in and out. That’s it breathing.

You can come back to the same spot and, three years later, see the same seahorse sitting there.

It’s the men that get pregnant, not the girls. Seahorses are the only animal we have ever found throughout the animal kingdom in which this happens.

They will dance these beautiful, mesmerizing courtship dances together. They twine their tails and spin round and round while [both] he male and female change their skin to different colors.

Seahorses have skin, not scales. That’s another strange seahorse fact. Most fish have scales but seahorses just have skin.

Seahorses have VORTEX power!

Seahorse can line up that snout with a tiny minute shrimp and then all of a sudden it sucks in a vortex of water through its mouth with those big cheeks, and the shrimp comes with it, and before it knows it, it’s become a seahorse snack.

Despite all her book learning, Dr. Scales acknowledges that human learning fails to encompass the glory of the seahorse!

There’s so much we still don’t know about seahorses.

Go forth, and embrace the majesty of the horses of the sea!

The Noble Scottish People: Defenders of the Seahorse!

Scots law to back seahorses in race for survival

If the Scottish Government goes ahead with recommendations to add the species to the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, killing or harming them would bring a maximum penalty of a £5,000 fine or a six-month prison sentence.

As you can see, Scotland is an ally of the Seahorse kingdom. The NSSAC warmly commends the noble Scots for their valiant efforts!

Seahorses in trouble!

The story:
Seahorses may be heading toward decline in Florida

The world's four dozen or so species of seahorse have had a rough time of the last few decades, as coastal development, international trade and commercial fishing took their toll.

The seahorse's admirable family values, particularly for a fish, make them especially vulnerable to fishing, said Curry, of the Center for Biological Diversity.

"They're monogamous at least for the breeding season, and if one gets kidnapped by a human the other isn't going to breed," she said.

There you have it, folks. And the people who STEAL the seahorses from the OCEAN?

"The dwarf seahorse is not endangered," said Ken Kull, a Big Pine Key commercial fisherman who calls himself the "Seahorse King" of the Keys and sells them for $2.50 or so to aquarium fish wholesalers. "One day I'll get 50, another day 250. If you need 100 dwarf seahorses, give me a week and I'll go and get them."

Ken Kull is NOT the seahorse king! The true seahorse king dwells in his underwater kingdom in the coral castle! His subjects salute him beneath the waves!
The NSSAC pledges to stop Ken Kull's bloody crusade of seahorse murder and slavery!

Music of the shells

Shell. A shell from the sea. Blow over it or hold it to your ear. Listen to the soft, smooth roar or the ocean. Roar. Yous knows it!

Seashell Time

Would you drink out of a seashell? Like, drink a cocktail from it? Or a nice cold beer? Aaaahhhh, smooth. That's right.

I wish I could use this time to announce our new line of seashell drinking glasses, but we never made them. Too busy drinking. Wheeee!

Seahorse, SEACAPTAIN

Seahorse seacaptain is basically the definition of BOSS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

The SEACAPTAIN is dominate. He will fuck you up.

A family that seahorses together stays together!

Just another example of how the seahorse lifestyle can bring enrichment to your world. Good old family values! Seahorses bring people closer together. What better way to bond with your loved ones than some wholesome seahorse activities? Try an exciting game of FrisNip at the beach! It's fun for everyone!

Seahorses, FOREVER!

The seahorse seashell lifestyle advocated by the NSSAC is not something that the general public understands. But when the noble seahorse is a part of your daily thoughts, you know it will be like that forever. It just makes you want to share the love of the seahorse. Got it, sea captain?

Never eat a seahorse with a spork

Seahorses are not food. Seahorses are people, too. Seahorse seamen get pregnant! Are you happy, ladies? You would never eat a seahorse with a spork, would you?