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Monday, January 16, 2012

Aquarium Pervert Terrorizes Defenseless Sea Creatures


NSSAC Exclusive Coverage:
We have received a police sketch of a man that witnesses say was seen hanging around the touch tank at the Key West Aquarium on Saturday. Authorities say the man was spotted holding a newspaper in one hand and that he had the other hand deep in his pocket. Visitors say he stared at them while they touched the animals in the exhibit, and that they felt very uncomfortable. The suspect is a Caucasian male in his late fifties to early sixties. He was last seen wearing a black shirt and a red baseball cap.

4 comments:

  1. As if Ken Kull wasn't enough to worry about. Do you think he knows this guy? I bet Ken is best friends with the aquarium perv.

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  2. Why do you have to mess with people? who is this guy your messign with now? i bet you are making this up, that is not a real story. i go to that aquarium all the time and there's no perverts there we don't do it like that down here in florida, not like you boys in gay boy new york or whatever liberal hippy town your momma's basement's in. just stop making up bull on the computer and get a JOB!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Did the baseball hat have a golfer on it? Did the black shirt have a green golf shirt underneath? Blue jeans? Uh oh. I think I may know who the suspect is. I'll see if I can contact the authorities.

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